THERE WILL BE BLOOD TONIGHT!!

There will be blood tonight!

I just went down to the laundry room IN MY BUILDING to discover that someone had stolen my bathroom rug from the dryer! I am PISSED, to say the least! Seriously, who steals bathroom rugs?! Anyway, I am going to Kinko’s to print out 20 or so copies of the above flyer, and hanging them all over my building. I WILL get my rug back!! Someone has messed with the wrong girl!!!

8 comments:

  1. Scotty Circus Boy, August 23, 2009, 4:39 pm

    I’ll keep an eye out for said rug.

     
  2. The Island Med Student, August 23, 2009, 4:46 pm

    Thanks CB! Don’t be confused if you see a similar version of rug at IKEA. That is not, in fact, my rug, but rather a newer, cleaner, dog urine free, twin of my rug.

     
  3. thuc, August 23, 2009, 11:35 pm

    oh no !
    thats horrible !
    it sounds ridiculous, but i used to bring enough clothes for a once a month wash, and then go home to virginia to use my parents laundry machines. :-\

     
  4. sarahMT, August 24, 2009, 3:48 pm

    you’re hilarious! i’m sorry about the rug. i’m in ohio…i didn’t steal it, i swear! :)

     
  5. Cindy, August 25, 2009, 5:07 pm

    ;( It’s not as bad as my friend that go her LUNCH stolen she put WHO Took my Chicken!!! She was about to put a lock on the frig.

     
  6. jork, August 27, 2009, 7:54 pm

    Do you think your rug was stolen by a six-fingered man? perhaps he was burned by acid (or somsing like dat) and needed to use your rug to tidy up really?! (mixing movies and videos,yes, I know….)

     
  7. jocelyn, August 31, 2009, 6:50 am

    did you ever get it back?

    Maybe you should spread the news that it had dog urine on it, might help you get it back faster…!

     
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