THERE WILL BE BLOOD TONIGHT!!
I just went down to the laundry room IN MY BUILDING to discover that someone had stolen my bathroom rug from the dryer! I am PISSED, to say the least! Seriously, who steals bathroom rugs?! Anyway, I am going to Kinko’s to print out 20 or so copies of the above flyer, and hanging them all over my building. I WILL get my rug back!! Someone has messed with the wrong girl!!!

My name is Kendra and I am a newly minted doctor about to begin my residency in Psychiatry at


I’ll keep an eye out for said rug.
Thanks CB! Don’t be confused if you see a similar version of rug at IKEA. That is not, in fact, my rug, but rather a newer, cleaner, dog urine free, twin of my rug.
oh no !
thats horrible !
it sounds ridiculous, but i used to bring enough clothes for a once a month wash, and then go home to virginia to use my parents laundry machines. :-\
you’re hilarious! i’m sorry about the rug. i’m in ohio…i didn’t steal it, i swear!
;( It’s not as bad as my friend that go her LUNCH stolen she put WHO Took my Chicken!!! She was about to put a lock on the frig.
Do you think your rug was stolen by a six-fingered man? perhaps he was burned by acid (or somsing like dat) and needed to use your rug to tidy up really?! (mixing movies and videos,yes, I know….)
did you ever get it back?
Maybe you should spread the news that it had dog urine on it, might help you get it back faster…!
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