Island Med Student

What do they all have in common? Nothing, other than I am currently excited about all of them.

Why Jesus? I recently made a fabulous purchase at the local 99¢ store (to feed my 99¢ addiction). I bought a candle with a crucified Jesus on it (very popular in this neighborhood). Not only does it smell nice, but it’s a great decorative item.

As for spiders, please read this article. You will pee your pants. I’m not kidding. Be prepared. I squirted urine and had tears streaming down my face at the same time. It totally reminds me of something I would do.

And taking baths with dogs? Today, Micah and I (yes, even though I’m sick and shouldn’t) took Scope and Molly (yes, the terrorist is in town) to the park to play. What we forgot was that it had been raining all day, and hence the park was more of a huge mud ocean. By the time we left, Scope and Molly were solid black and brown with mud, and looked like they had been in a monster truck rally. Speaking of leaving, we actually didn’t do so voluntarily. We were in fact ordered to leave by a large police van with a megaphone. Apparently, we were breaking the “no dogs allowed” rule in the park. At least we didn’t get a ticket. Anyway, when we arrived home I realized the only option was to take off all my clothes and hop into the bath with both Scope and Molly. T’was a jolly adventure, indeed.