A Thing Called Love
So, I was sitting here tonight thinking of how many things I love. My friends, my family, good wine, dancing, buddha statues, prune yogurt, etc. And I was going to make a list of all the things I love. But then I realized that it would take a very long time. So, instead I’ve decided to make a list of the top ten things that I don’t love (in no specific order). Here it goes:
1. People who intentionally butt in front of me in line for no apparent reason.
2. Opening up what looks like a perfectly ripe avocado, only to find out that it’s already gone bad.
3. Hangovers.
4. Racist people.
5. Stubbing my toe and losing a toenail.
6. People who are convinced that they are completely correct, and have nothing left to learn in life.
7. Going to sleep when there is so much more fun stuff to stay awake for.
8. Having a background in science and almost two years of medical school under my belt and still not being able to figure out why my vegetable crisper keeps filling up with a greenish-yellow liquid.
9. Mean people.
10. Making lists of things I don’t love. (I just realized that making lists of things that I do love is much easier, and actually more fun.)
My name is Kendra and I am a third-year medical student attending 
The greenish-yellow liquid is a troll-intoxicant brewed by goblins. To get rid of it and keep it from returning, you need to wash out the crisper with a 10% bleach solution and place the death rune on the outside of the crisper (the death rune is of course more commonly known in the US as the peace symbol, but is more effective without the enclosing circle).
Some also suggest hiring a gnome security firm, but there are always those who tend toward excess.
Thou shalt not keep thy citrus fruits, onions, potatoes, or tomatoes in thy crisper lest ye be visited by the oozing slime of doom.
Seriously, some fruits and vegetables simply weren’t meant for cold storage. Tomatoes, potatoes, onions, oranges, lemons, limes, bruised ANYTHING do not put up with being refrigerated at all. Doubly so for bruised leafy greens.
Actually, it’s not the fruits and veggies! I thought it was at first, but I took them out, and it still happens! And it’s not a gooey substance. It’’s a liquid. I thought maybe a leak somewhere? But I couldn’t find anything…
And, lo, the Lord spake, and mass became conserved.
It’s gotta be coming from somewhere.
-j
EW slime - how’s my favorite chardonnay drinker?
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Lets write pages and pages about how much we adore PRUNE YOGURT! Seriously…my mouth is watering. Do you think you could send me a case?
THINGS I LOVE
1. dressing up in things that cost less than 3.99
2. Wine tasting in matching tan crocodile hunter shorts
3. Saying it best when saying nothing at all.
4. watching Kendra talk in her accent..saying pomplemouse
5. Matrix style workouts
6. All day movie watch athons with the neighborhood children sitting on the porch
7. hikes in laray
8. bloodymary’s on sunday mornings in DC
9. letting it all out in upstate ny
10. dance parties with my bestest pal Kendra